Why do people have to take shit so seriously? I mean, I'm an educated person. I have a couple of degrees, a fairly demanding job (hard to believe, I know, since I'm taking time out to vent about this shit) and real-life relationships, bills, responsibilities, etc., etc., fucking etc. I dig Twilight. I dig Twilight fanfic. And I have to say, Twilight has been pretty freaking fantastic for my lovelife.
So, to the author of that stupid article, get a life.
I'm done. Sorry for the excessive potty mouth. I need a xanax and a shot of tequila.

Calm down, Meg. Join me outside for a cigarette...