Atlantic Assault 2009

I had a whole post planned and actually written about the serious weather shit we just went through, but I deleted it. It was boring and wordy. I will share some pictures, however, because they are kind of funny (you should see the ones I refuse to put online. I may e-mail them to you for the right amount of Robporn).


But first, several things.


1. Have you written your Twiangle twiku yet? Yeah, me either. But you must! Go here for more info.


2. Matt Bushell wants YOU to join his Phantatic Phil Phanclub. There's no official site (yet!) but it's coming. Oh yes, it's coming. Trend him on Twitter. #MattBushell .


3. Have you seen The Haunted Airman? Wanna watch it and then write down your thoughts in a special Haunted Airman journal? RobsSwissMiss and I are sending that bad boy across the world, and you're invited to join in on the fun. Just e-mail or DM either one of us for details. I'm @donnersun, by the way.


4. Who the fuck is excited for Thursday? Me! And you, I'm sure. I cannot wait. I am going to be a puddle of mushy goo by the time I leave work on Thursday. Fun fact: Did you know that when Snow White first came out, they had to replace the seats in Radio City Music Hall because so many kids wet themselves when the wicked witch came onscreen? I wonder how many seats will need to be replaced after this weekend ifyouknowwhatimsayin! ;-)




So without further adieu, I give to you the past four days. They were filled with rain, alcohol, crazy newscasters, flying sheds, and Twilight (natch). I did go out in the middle of a hurricane to buy a Vanity Fair and beer. How's that kind of dedication for ya?

The reason Brad and Leighann evacuated to my house. Flying Shed.







Jager in a Hurricane glass? Yes please.

And I'm good. Got my baby, my Mama Bear, and a beer.

Bubbly? Why not!

That's the leak. Drip. Drip. Drip.

Brad lost his mind around day 3 and started reading my magazines.

Twikus!

Yeah, you read that right. Twikus! My homegirls over at The Twiangle are having a little contest. It's a pretty cool one, too. All you gotta do is write a haiku about Twilight. It can be about the story, the characters, or even the awesomeness of The Twiangle! Or corn (I'm lookin' at you, Firecrotch!). You could win a super fantastic Cafe Press t-shirt. Head on over for more info and to leave your twiku in the comments.

While I have you here, I also want to pimp my new favorite movie star, Matt Bushell. He played Phil. Yep. New stepdad Phil. Look on my sidebar. Past the picture of Jack. Past Cutie's "shut the fuck up and don't ruin New Moon for me" button. Past my wonderful follwers. There you go. There's Matt. Click on that picture to go to his imdb page. Leave him a comment telling him to open up a Twitter account so we can be friends with him before he hits it really big. KThnx.

And here's a haiku that I wrote in college:

I want to go out
But I have homework to do
And I’m hungover.