Lazy, Uninspired, Unfunny Shut-In

I have, like, 15 posts that are half finished but I hate them all and I'm having writer's block/I'm lazy and uninspired, unfunny, and a shut-in. All I know, is, it's raining and cold out, I wish I could win the lottery so I could sit around and eat cupcakes all day, and seeing all those new Vanity Fair outtakes make me wish....I don't know. See. I can't even put it into words! I'm like a drooling, blubbering, over educated moron.

We had plans to go to the zoo this weekend, and I was really looking forward to having some great lion/bear material to work with, but it's supposed to be nor'eastering (yeah, that's a real word. In the Meg Dictionary. Look it up). So much for that post. We're still planning on carving pumpkins Saturday night, and I think that with the right amount of alcohol and sleep deprivation, something funny may come of it. Mine's going to be Robward themed, so it's also possible that with the amount of detail that will need to go into this Rob-O-Lantern, you may get some great pictures of me in the ER, sans a couple of fingers. Wow. I haven't lost the ability to compose awkward, run-on sentences, have I?

I'm still trying to convince Leighann to go along with a Breaking Dawn themed Halloween, but so far, no dice on that on. We have a baby, a dog that looks a lot like a wolf, and I even offered to buy the Edward costume. I think it's a great idea. I'm not sure who I want to be yet...any suggestions?

Ok. On to more pressing issues. I promised Landen that if he took a nap I would give him a pony and a Rob. I can make the pony happen pretty easily, but I'm going to have to work on the Rob. I should get on that (haha).

P.S. I'm too lazy to even go searching for a hot "new" picture to post. Just gonna go with something random already saved on my computer. Like this...

Snot Rocket?